Tasting Faux #1

(Tasting Faux are irreverent tasting notes, most often endearing, intended for amusement and maybe even insight.)

2003 Oliver Zinfandel

At about 16.5% alcohol/volume, this wine is like ass-less pants. Fun, arousing, spicy, but not for use in public, and too much of a good thing is just bad. This wine also lacks full coverage and is only exciting at the end. But I do love ass-less pants.